20 years old and sludging my way through college with the rest of them
  • theladypipsqueak:

    salparadisewasright:

    theladypipsqueak:

    MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

    "SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

    a li tter box cae k„

    congratulations on turning 91

    thanks

    (Source: thesmuttypirate, via dutchster)

  • iamaslumberbatch:

    a-lot-like-diana:

    so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

    why aren’t we taught this shit

    (Source: alotlikediana, via wigwams)

  • actionables:

    legalmexican:

    samaelcarver:

    The Meme of our Years.

    this post is beautiful

    the other day I was wondering where these people are today

    (Source: deezyville, via thats-so-meme)

  • westbor0baptistchurch:

    Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

    (Source: neondragonfly, via toolazytolive)

  • rangerkimmy:

    totemo-kawaii—ne:

    the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

    are you implying the fat pug makes this any less elegant because you would be wrong

    (via teamrocketing)

  • daftlypunk:

    i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

    (Source: yovahkiin, via parkingstrange)

  • "Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

    "Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

    "Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

    "Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

    "Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

    (via infelicific)

    (via d0nn0)

  • "College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"
  • cherryblossombarrage:

    brachiosaurs:

    improbablenormality:

    caraknightley:

    puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

    image

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    TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

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    I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

    #the bruce banner of the sea

    (Source: goatpolice, via twinking)

  • When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

    ofgeography:

    perfectxmystery:

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    when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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    (Source: happyhour26, via parkingstrange)